Sarah Palin, Hope for the Country
Sarah Palin Facts:
Sarah Palin is the only woman who can make Tony Romo WIN a playoff.
Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.
Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin’s image already appears on the newer nickels
Fox is starting a new reality show… when Sarah Palin Attacks
Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
Sarah Palin as VP increases Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats
Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
In the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.
… and perhaps most frighteningly, this little known fact: Sarah Palin scares Chuck Norris.
